Another fanfiction written by the wonderful PoofFan93.
Story
It's a beautiful day at T.U.F.F., and all the agents are frantically preparing for the annual "Gadgets Testing Ceremony", Including Keswick's lovable stalker, Maria.Keswick: Attention, Attention... [Taps microphone]Random Agent: *coughs, clears throat*Keswick: Anyways, Gru-Gruh-Greetings, Ladies and Guh-guh-Gentlemen. Welcome to T.U.F.F.'s annual Gadgets T-tu-tuh-testing Ceremony! *Cheers awkwardly*[Cricket noise is heard]Keswick: Alright... Let's see... Here's my l-lu-luh-latest invention, "The Bottle-Ray 9000". It is a newly-promoted v-vu-vuh-version of "The Young Gun". It features more ages to select, It doesn't make you age any younger than the age you p-pu-puh-picked, and, vice versa---Maria: [Appears out of nowhere] HI KESWICK!Keswick: GAH! [Accidently drops the Bottle-Ray 9000, The trigger hits the ground, Sending a pink and blue laser blast into the air, In which it automatically hits Maria]Maria: Wheeee! That tickles, Whoa, What's going on--POOF!Keswick: Aw no, MARIA!Continues in Chapter 2! Keswick: MARIA! What have you done? [Clears smoke, Revealing Maria as a 5-year-old.]Maria: {In a loud, obnoxious voice} HI MISTER, I'M MARIA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Keswick: ... Oh no, the Bottle-Ray must have been set to child!Maria: OOH! SHINY THING! [Reaches for the Bottle Ray 9000]Keswick: Oh, No way! I am going to try and r-ru-ruh-reverse the effects. Then, only then, will you be changed back to nuh-normal---Maria: [Sets the Ray to "Baby" and pushes a button] Wheee!Keswick: [Accidently drops ray again, The laser blast once again hits the ground and blasts Maria] GAH! Not again!POOF! Keswick: *Gasps* MARIA!Maria: [Is seen as a 2-year-old, Waves weakly]Keswick: Oh great, Now she's even Y-yu-yuh-OUNGER! *face palm*Maria: [Bites down on her pacifier] Grrr... [Picks up Keswick, spins him around and throws him against the wall]Keswick: [Looks dazed from hitting the wall] Well, that was unpleasant. She appears to still be violent and wild...Maria: *Giggles* [Hugs Keswick]Keswick: Now that's the Maria I k-ku-kuh-know...Maria: [Kisses Keswick in the cheek]Keswick:....And love...Maria: [Picks up Keswick again and shakes him like a rattle]Keswick: I stand c-cu-cuh-corrected, I resent what I said and I t-tuh-take it back!Maria: [Drops Keswick and starts bawling]Keswick: No! Wait! Don't c-cu-cruh-cry! I take it back! I take it bu-back!Maria: [Bawls louder]Keswick: Hmm, Maybe you're not just upset, Maybe you're huh-hu-hungry...Maria: [Starts drooling like crazy, Eye pupils begin to swirl around inside her eyeball] Keswick: Okay, I'm g-gu-guh-guessing that is a yes...[Kitty walks in]Kitty: Keswick, Is there like a baby or something in here?Keswick: Yea, It's Mu-muh-Maria, She turned herself into a t-t-t-toddler.Kitty: Really? Wow, That's surprising... |:IKeswick: Could you h-h-huh-help me? I don't know if she is h-hu-huh-hungry...or...Maria: [Is seen eating a candy bar]Kitty: Okay... Where did she get that?Maria: [Points up to Dudley, Who's eating another candy bar]Dudley: Hi Guys!Keswick: Oh b-bu-buh-boy... *face palm*Continues in Chapter 3!
Kitty: Dudley, Why did you feed Maria that candy bar? o.oDudley: I didn't. She stole it from me. Maria: *grins innocently*Dudley: Wait a minute, That baby can't be Maria...Maria is taller, talks more, and is dumber.Maria: *frowns* Grr...Keswick: Agent Puppy, C-cu-chu-chocolate is not good for babies...It c-causes there intestines many problems---Maria: [Diaper fills] *Cries REALLY loud*Keswick: Oh, great....Dudley: ...Okay, I AM NOT changing any diapers.Kitty: Ick, You are on your OWN, Keswick! [Walks off like nothing happened]Keswick: This just spells Catastrophe...Maria: KESWICK Keswick: *facedesk*Maria: *Cries as loud as she can*Keswick: Man, for 2 years old, You have one strong p-pu-puh-pair of l-l-lungs... [Picks up Maria and takes her to the bathroom][Later]Keswick: [Waltz' out of the bathroom wearing a gas mask and protection suit, Holding Maria, then he sets her down and she zooms off]Maria: Wheeee! [Breaks everything in Keswick's lab] KESWICK. Keswick: (sarcastic) *facepalm* This just gets better and better. | Continues in Chapter 4! [6:00pm, The Agents all leave T.U.F.F., Including Keswick and baby-fied Maria]Chief: Goodnight, Agents. Have a good weekend! [Bounces out of the office, Kitty and Dudley walk out together (KUDLEY 4EVAH!!!) as well.]Maria: Gaaahh...Keswick: *sighs* I guess I have no choice but to t-tu-tuh-take you to my apartment.Maria: [Pokes Keswick in the eye] *Giggles*Keswick: OW! Ugh, Anyways, C'mon, let's go home. Continues in (the final) chapter 5!